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phone monkey

A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.

"The 'phone monkey' on other end of the line, can't tell me what kind of bike he has!"

by D. Gould December 22, 2005

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Nolva Monkey

A stupid fucken idiot

Dude you such a nolva monkey!!!
Haha you nolva monkey.

by Sojoe May 7, 2009

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antartica monkey

a monkey that lives in antartica underground in the dirt, under the water.

did you see that ugly antartica monkey!

by blurple May 11, 2007

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Jerusalem Monkey

Extremely quick and clever

The forkenshmeemer scared Chaz so much, that he ran out of the room like a Jerusalem Monkey

by R. Alcee Hastings October 22, 2004

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snow monkey

Male snowboarder who lives, breaths, sleeps, eats, everything sowboarding; hates skiers and progresses in snowboarding as much as he can

That dude is a snow monkey

by jay si June 1, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Face

When a man has a shave and save the clippings, then during sex cums on his partners face and preceeds to throw the clippings on top on the cum to make his partnet look like a monkey.

Ryan cum on Chris's face and threw beard clippings on him to give him a monkey face.

by ddada February 18, 2014

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monkey penguin

The word mean a cross breed between a monkey and a penguin. This normally happens when a specie or monkey gets hory and find a penguin in the zoo as they cannot fly away.
The term can be used also for someone if you are random or for someone who rocks side to side insanely

Have you seen that strange monkey penguin

Look at you...you look like a monkey penguin

by the dark devil August 7, 2006

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