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A large black man who tends to dress as a feline animal to arouse other women or men, lead them into the alley, and rape them repeatedly. Afterward they proceed to eat the victim with chopsticks.
Dude, I was behind the building smoking some weed, and I saw an African Jungle Cat Rapist walking by and I just took off running!
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While giving oral to a woman you begin to lightly nibble her clit, then reach up and slap a tit, preferably using a wide u-hook motion, as if you were a cat slapping at a piece of string.
While I was going down on my woman she let out a sigh of boredom, so I gave her a South American Cat Paw to get her attention.
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National fat cat day is January 4th this is a time to celebrate how fat your fat cat is!
L: hi it’s January 4th national fat cat day.
A: my cat weights 25 pounds
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An implication that someone is looking haggard, disheveled, and weather beaten...in very bad shape.
"Honey, don't I look fabulous in this new dress?"
"Look what the cat dragged in."
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1. True, unbridled horror.
2. An inexplicable time of hardship.
"The cancer was almost as bad as CATS the Musical."
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The annual festival in which 10 cats are released around Britain on the 4th November. These cats are then hunted down and placed upon the triumphant hunters bonfires, these hunters are then knighted and will each choose 1 of the 10 cats for the next years Great Cat Hunt.
Hunter: I'm gonna get me some pussy
Hunters Wife: If this wasn't The Great Cat Hunt you'd be in big trouble mister
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The heavy rain.
The heavy showers with air.
The rain which irritate peoples by any mean.
I was stuck for four hours as it was raining cats n dogs.
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