An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"
a floating piece of poop that just splashed piss water all over your back.
dude come here i need you to wipe my back and look at this brick on water.
Watering is the last part of a flight, where a flying animal, aircraft, or spacecraft returns to a body of water.
After a long flight to Alaska the plane had a soft watering just outside of Juneau.
When Ryan has run out of any jokes or comebacks
Hunter shut your bajubly water ass up
Lube/oil, typically used for sex
I feel like penguin water makes sex more enjoyable
homoiohydric (having the capacity to adjust or achieve water content in tissues or cells).
Some plants are warm-watered.