e peen

An e peen refers to pc hardware advantage

I have a core i5 processor
I have the massive e peen with my core i9 processor

quick-e

A quick email.

I know you're busy, so just send me a quick-e asap and let me know if you'll be at the meeting.

E-pussy

The Asshole of a male, also considered a "boypussy". who plays a lot of videogames, and defines himself as a gamer. By definition, the asshole is considered an E-pussy, when the diameter of the asshole does not exceed the diameter of an 18 year old males thumb.

"damn, i smashed that mans asshole yesterday. it was tight like a real E-pussy"
"boy, that guys asshole fit tightly aorund my thumb. just like a real E-pussy"
male1: "man, i dont know if you could consider my asshole as a real E-pussy" male2: "well, it is being defined by an 18 year old males thumb, so let me check.mhm. yeah, it is a real E-pussy!"

e-whine

Silicon-based diatribe.

Bob sent me yet another lengthy e-whine.

e-met

to meet someone on electronic media (Fb, Twitter, etc) without ever meeting in person

I have often tried to explain to my family and other people how I have friends whom I feel close to even though I have never really ever met them in person. For example, "Margo and I have been friends for a year. We e-met on Fb."

i8’09//8!”e

your girlfriends awful attempt to code

i8’09//8!”e
what?
its a code hehe

E-than

A male whom contains abnormal amounts of unreasonable homosexual tendencies and can be pleased by extremely gay sexual activities.

“Hey dude wanna come out tonight?”
“Na Man, it’s gonna be past my curfew in half an hour”
“Oh come on, don’t be such an E-than”