Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.
I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.
he is an awesome dude that really knows what he is doing. he is always looking out for people and has a very bad sky block addiction but then again he is a chess nerd and will always stand up for his sky block and valorant account but honestly awesome dude and you never would want to lose him and I would want to try to get closer with him
"I wish I could have the john dedication gaming "
John Von Tunzelman - skyblock
a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.
guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
1. A character in M*a*s*h who got his nickname due to a misunderstanding. While his girlfriend was in a public bathroom john macintyre decided to purpose to her. He got dow. On kneee in front of the bathroom door. As a lady the wrong lady was exciting the bathroom she scream out of surprise "pervert!" And prevent anyone else from leaving. Hour later cops arrived and arrested john accidentally.
Later the surgeon was known for martinis and the best care any where alkng with off humor and practical jokes.
2. In reference to M*a*s*h for when you trap someone in a place due to a misunderstanding and set event. Aka pulling a trapper john
Id like to pull a trapper john one day and embarrass my future wife.
These guy's dont horn, they will treat you hella good like most loyal men in trinidad and losing them would be the biggest 'L' in human existence.
Hoes:" Dawg i wish i was tgt with a nigga like John,xarion,cashew&mali"
Another name for a man’s penis.
“Hey Lee show me your JoHn boy” shouted Chris
logan. he has no fucking style. he’s italian
logan john mesteler wears flamingo shorts