When someone is a "thug" or really flashy on an internet social network (preferably myspace because that site allows for the most posturing due to colorful back grounds and special effects) but in real life they lack luster.
Keisha: did you ever go meet up with that guy Robert?
Carrie: ugh...yeah
Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?
Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy
Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(
This most definitely leads to some fun times down low
Dude that guy and girl drinking . He is about to pipe her down.
Don’t be a guy Santillo
“It’s not simping if it’s for ur girlfriend!!!!”
Exactly what the name is. A fat-ass I'm a tiny truck
911 what is your emergency?
Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!
Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.
A person who presents themself as kind, but is evil behind closed doors.
"John is such a great person."
" Nah, he killed my best friend. He's just another backdoor bad guy."
This Guy Who is Really Cool. Has a friend named Cobbie who has a really really small Penis, A Micropenis.
Punani Guy has a friend named Cobbie.
Washed up frat boy that never grows up
Those UnWise Guys have dad bods and the sense of humor of a college freshman