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When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.
Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship”
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.
Derek Standard Time (DST) is a time warp deviation of the time scale that society has come to accept as normal. The DST zone operates in a mathematical variation of 1.33x to 2.4x slower than standard time.
"Yes we are going to leave here in 20 minutes (an hour and a half Derek Standard Time), and go to the party.
A playboy who always has a good time. See Charlie Sheen for further details.
“What’s that girl’s sign say? ‘Sign my Chest’?What do I look like? Some kind of Good Time Charlie? That’s some Motley Crue shit, right there.” ~Johnny Rzeznik (Cleveland, OH, Jacobs Pavilion, 8/10/22)
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When a loser gets to college and gets to experience being cool for the first time.
Alex who is 5’6 has fucked 9 girls the first two weeks of school because he is “first time cool”
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a ghetto gangster way of saying long time no see
"Yo jimmy, long time no holler, dawg"
a ghetto gangster way of saying long time no see
"Yo jimmy, long time no holler, dawg"
a troubled teen who is a dick 90% of the time but can't fully commit to the fuckery of a fuckboy
That part-time fuckboy is wearing elite socks and his fat ankles are flying out everywhere.