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When you are sitting around with a small group of people drinking in silence and reflecting why you are so lame not to be taking.
Me and my friends were throwing back a few quiet ones yesterday because we are lame and have no life.
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You don't care what people say because of the sheer power your hair has against your foes. Haters gonna hate but they can get a real good whipping by your hair or make things feel less boring in your life! Willow makes a perfect example of this by painting people's clothes and walls and making everything less boring in the her school.
Willow's special ability whip my hair back and forth can kill Chuck Norris's beard
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HEY MAMAS, PLS LIKE ME BACK NOW— I'VE BEEN SIMPING ON YOU FOR LIKE MANY MONTHS NOW FAWKING DUMBASS
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A Northern phrase used when awaiting something of extreme importance.
"Can I go on the computer?"
"Wait!"
"Let John go back on computer!"
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TO PUT ONE IN CHECK, TO PUT ONE BACK IN ONE'S PLACE, AND GIVE AND ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT; WITH TWO QUICK SNAPS OF THE FINGERS.
(SAYING IT WITH A SNAP AND ROLL OF THE NECK) DAT GURL GOT A BAD ATTITUDE WITH ME SO I HAD TO GIVE HER DAT SNAPP BACK!!
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You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.
Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.
An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:
You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!
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You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.
Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:
“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“
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