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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.

Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.

by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020


pre-nutt butter

when u nutt a little before you finish if u know what I mean 😉😉

her: yo step bro did you really just nutt in me
him: no its just a little bit of pre-nutt butter

by pre nutt August 29, 2019


Butter Boating

The act of motor boating ones buttocks.

She had small boobs so I ended up butter boating her instead.

by Muddypelican May 11, 2016


butter blasted

1. Butter blasted: when a group of delicious raspberry smoothies are so hyped about an activity or sport that they feel as if they have achieved orgasm.
2. Butter blast: The act of achieving orgasm due to some form of sexual activity

1. The team was butter blasted after zeke-mobile caught a full-field huck
2. "That freshman made me butter blast so hard last night"

by Long Dong Tom December 6, 2015


Peanut Butter Lover

Another name for trailer trash in the hills of Tennessee who love to tug on ears of humans and dogs to encourage them to lick the peanut butter.

Come on Banger you peanut butter lover let me pull yo ears tween my legs. Slurp, Slurp.

by Sharika M. Goldstein October 3, 2009

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