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A hungry jacks manager who’s is very violent but at the same time extremely gentle.
BLM Blake: hey see they guy over there called trent he likes you and wants to have christmas lunch with you.
Ryan: Ha! xmas is going to be way to hard for daddy
Daddy ryan!
When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.
Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"
When your cousin is your dad in Mario cart
Damn Mason, you're my game daddy!
You're too slow, daddy.
the only living man who actually pulls hoes in crocs
I can’t believe daddy crocs
dropped another girls panties in crocs
The strap on the back of the popular shoe brand “crocs”. Is usually worn by a middle aged father of three who has a soft spot for telling unfunny jokes.
“Hey Todd, do you use the daddy strap too?”
daddy rich boss is so rich he almost gave me money cuz it was my birthday
he is vina's sugar daddy
vina: who are you?
daddy rich boss: im daddy rich boss
daddy seat /dadē sēt/ (noun) : the abdominal fat that new fathers get around their mid section.
The protruding abdomen creates a seat for the baby's bottom so it is easy to hold the child with one hand allowing the other hand to be used for something else.
synonyms: big belly
antonyms: six-pack
My daddy seat makes it really easy to hold baby Jimmy while drinking my beer.