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An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker
Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS
Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!
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An intense fart from the bowels of hell
"Marcy rips truck driver farts all day long"
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A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.
A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"
"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
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A queef during a womans period.
She let out a nasty bloody vagina fart when I was earning my Red Wings.
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Its a fart that is like a clingy and creepy ex girlfriend that won't go away. Its when you fart and it just stays in your pants and wont disappear. They show up and the worst possible times. Most of the time they skulk up like an ass goblin and surprise you. Frequent sightings have been during dates with hot chicks and meeting your chicks parents for the first time. Bad timing!
I was at the party the other night ready to hook up with this chick when I had a fatal attraction fart that cleared out the room.
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Its when your fart is so grand and so thick that all matter is blown out of proportion and life it self stops to bask in the glory of your ass dust that had created a global effect.
1. Damn, Rickey pulled a Black Hole Fart and I think time skipped a beat
2. After my business meeting I ran to the bathroom and released a Black Hole Fart so grand that the mirror shook and the paint peeled
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When you have multiple consecutive farts in the same pattern as the starting sequence of a Mario Kart race.
John: pft pfft pfft PFFFFTTTTTTTT!
Jake: "Dude that was a sick nasty Mario Kart fart!"
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