Noun
A male that ingages in the act of sucking on another males testicles by rotating them around in his mouth during oral sex for the pleasure of the other male.
That boy is a dirty rock polisher, his dad caught him polishing another dudes rocks in his room.
To attack or injure (often as a result of friendly play) someone who is unprepared for an assault.
"Oh my god did you see that guy get sneaky-rocked by that foul ball?"
"My roommate used my deodorant again so I sneaky-rocked him in the head when he got home from work."
The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)
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getting dome while getting hit blindside by the bitches ex boyfriend at full sprint.
Me."bro I got D-rocked last night" Friend."No way!? how the hell did that happen?" Me."Well...I was in at a party bitch comes on to me takes me into a bedroom. she left the door open to the room adjacent to it. guy comes into the other room, I'm getting dome and next thing you know I get smashed to the ground with my dick in her mouth." Friend."Classic D-rock"
When someone compares you to a rock, thereby ruining all potential chances at friendship and/or a romantic relationship. The worst of all situations to be in.
Poor Eden was rock-zoned by Caligula today.
The rock where you smoke bali highs at in high school and share gossip.
Ashley didn’t know how to make smoking rock a scavenger hunt clue so she added it to urban dictionary.