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When a friend or relative or person you know only wants to talk to you when they need money.
That girl over there, tracy, yeah. that's my cousin, she a ghost in the water always asking me for money.
A west virgina water slide is when your ramming your bologna poney into your inbred west virgina sister and her fish flaps are so foamy it creates a waterfall that trickles down and lubricates her dirt star.
During the firework show we heard junior giving Darla the ol west virgina water slide on the tailgate.
When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.
"My diet results in morning water everyday"
the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you
Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water
Beginner Guitarist's National Anthem
I can play Smoke On The Water with one finger
A term for intoxicants consumed in drink form, typically alcohol and/or GHB.
If she has any more bad water and she is gonna regret it when the hangover hits in the morning.
Water people drink joking about cleansing their karma
If I drink karma water it will purify my karma