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A souped-up truck, generally with huge tires and a body that is raised. Small Penis Trucks tend to be candy apple red, but can vary in color as well. You can also tell a Small Penis Truck from a normal truck by the fact that the paint is shiny, waxed and has no scratches, this truck is obviously not being utilized any type of truck uses. If the truck looks as bright and shiny as fingernail polish, this is a dead giveaway.
The Small Penis Truck gets its name from the owners of said vehicles. This type of truck is almost always owned by men who are compensating for the small size of their own genitalia. These men have a complex often referred to as Penis Envy. Because there is nothing they can do in order to increase the size of their own genitals, they attempt to show their manhood in other ways. Owning a giant, jacked up truck somehow, in their own minds, makes up for their like of penis size.
These owners of Small Penis Trucks are often dangerous as many of them feel that that they must constantly defend their manhood in violent ways. They are looking for ways to be manly. This can result in road rage, insulting others, starting fights and claiming that women that ignore them "must be lesbians".
This condition can only be cured if these men are mocked mercilessly. To help them, you should point and laugh at their trucks. Hopefully this will get through to them that the truck doesn't make up for their penis inferiority complex.
"Check out that guy. He must feel inferior about his manliness because he's driving a Small Penis Truck.
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Penis sex that is very funny, the most common kind of penis sex.
Dude, I totally had funny penis sex with Jessica last night! She kept referencing Hans Teeuwen, it was awesome!
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Infant Penis Syndrome, also known as Luke Brown Syndrome, is when your penis remains the size of an infants for your entire life, leaving you with getting zero play.
Damnnn, Luke Brown told me he had infant penis syndrome last week.
The act of spraying pepper spray on ones genitals to derive some sort of sexual pleasure from the pain that ensues.
Person #1: Man, that's the weirdest fetish I've seen! Person #2: Are you watching pepper spray penis? If yes, then I agree!
the biggest thing youve ever seen!
gay man with a lobster: hey that is a rly big yellow submarine
fat black man with a mole on his left butt cheek: ya it's like brendon urie's penis!
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a phrase made specifically to trigger tumblr user trilllizard666.
trilllizard666: (says literally anything)
tumblr users: kung pow penis
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VPL. When a dude is freeballin in basketball shorts, speedos, running shorts, briefs, or boxer briefs so that his package shows--especially if you can see the outline of his corona.
Chad was just wearing white boxers at the pool party. When he got out he had a huge vpl (visible penis line).
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