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Water Noodle

A penis with so much foreskin that it looks like it flows like water.

Tim's water noodle flowed effortlessly out of his fly.

by Fatmancando December 29, 2011


brown water foutain

Caused by peeing in a girl's butt and jumping out the way when you pull out.

I gave that hoe a brown water foutain.

by Btdjff July 10, 2020


waters not wet

not stating the obvious

laurens ginger” “lol waters not wet”

by lozgx April 27, 2021


Wisco Water

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts vodka 1 part Mountain Dew. Traditionally drank north of highway 8 as a replacement to water.

Oh hey der Gary, you want to swing through da bar and grab a few Wisco waters?

by EDub69 October 17, 2023


The Water Bottle Crisis

When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!

by GaiaW August 19, 2023


The water bottle crisis

When someone has an excessive amount of empty plastic bottles in their room

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis up in here?!

by GaiaW August 19, 2023


bottle my water

A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.

Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!

Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)

by russiannibba69 December 13, 2017