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U fuck people in the balls till u die from hypertension diabetes and stage 10 ball cancer
Yo wassup can u cum balls fuck
'magic' words stated by a female that KNOWS she won't be getting "preggams"
a "pure" sex experience without the (required) 'manufacturing' of others! , invitation of: the "company who wouldn't LEAVE"!
we were "churning and burning", when she stated , go ahead and CUM ! i felt an INTENSE wave of peace, freedom and JOY !
she said, go ahead and CUM ! , i was OVERJOYED! , i FLOODED her tubing !!
when you cum inside a shot glass and dip your finger in it then into koolaid powder and eat it like candy
I came in a shot glass so i could make fun dip cum
the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.
-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season
person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~
the british slang term for a crusty the clown rubbish bin
honey i just filled up my crusty cum basket
im about to go make some tea
To give your partner a hand-job, immediately after working on the farm.
Stacy: Hey Billy, you want a hand-job? I just finished cleaning the cow pen and I haven't washed my hands yet!
Billy: Oh yeah baby, you know I love a good feedlot cum-shot!