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When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.
I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick
When your dick is in the ceiling fan and you cum while it spins
Josh: yo dog I did a swirling cum shot again can you get me down
Joe: okay but only if there’s no cum on you
The horrible pain you get in your penis after you pee post masturbation
Man, I got a Cum-Piss Sting after I pissed last night. I was squirming for hours!
When you pullout and cum at the last second
I was so lucky I buzzer beater cumed
Two men participate in a 69 and the first one to cum loses. In order to secure the victory, the other participant must swallow.
“Did you hear Jeff beat Tony in a 69 cum off? He made him nut in 42 seconds!”
Piss-Cum Strat, although abnormally named, is a glitch in the browser game Chirpy Reverie in which Chirpy, the main character, gets clipped into a wall and his "Grounded" flag for a few frames, allowing him to perform a secondary jump.
Bart performs a Piss-Cum Strat in the final level of the game to save a dash.
When you masturbate again right after cumming.
So bro i just got done with my Post-Cum Workout regime and i swear my arm is getting bigger by the day.