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December 29th is national kiss every girl in town day! On December 29th, you must kiss at least 10 girls or you're gay!
Aubrey: Its my birthday
Jon: Yeah its also December 29th so I have to kiss you and your cousins
We all know a Bryan, a Marc, an Elisabeth or a Garry. What do they all have in common? Their names are all purposely spelt wrong. Are you annoyed by this but afraid of the laws long reach? Well today its "Kick your misspelt name mate in the genitals" day.
That's right, feel free to turn around, look your mate Marc in the eye and kick straight in the Mangina.
you are very welcome
Marc: Fancy going to Greggs for a pasty or 6?
You: Wait up, got something for you
Marc: OOOF!
Marc: WTF did you do that for??!
You: Its the 10th December mate, Its Kick your misspelt name mate in the genitals day.
Ask out the person you're talking to. Don't be shy boys and girls
Boy:It's the 10th December
His best friend: and so?
Boy: that means I need it ask her out today.
send a pic off your boobs day.
must do!
girl: it’s the 9th it’s national send a tit pic today* sends pic*
guy: oh thanks
10th December
In this month you can’t say anything Gay and then Say no homo after.
Person1: Aye let me eat yo ass
Person2:Bro Chill our it’s No Homo December
its been slap ass october, suck dick november , now its the girls turn bowcat december!
bro that girl asked me to bowcat her is she dumb
nah bro its bowcat december!