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Simp

Someone who really, really, REALLY, likes someone. It might be weird, it might be strange, but... No, it's totally weird. I don't blame you for feeling uncomfortable if someone 'simps' on you.

There are also squirrels in my pants.

Person one: Do you like or simp for her?
Person two: Simp-
Person one: Please stay away from me

by RoseIsANinja November 18, 2020


simp

a man who does or says something for a woman solely because she is a woman that he has feelings for but when it is not reciprocated back to him equally by her

the simp purposefully altered his workday routine at his workplace to make sure to be around her at a certain time in hopes that he would find something relevant to talk about with her just so he could talk to her despite her never showing any initial signs of attraction towards him

the simp was extra kind towards her only because he found her attractive

the simp spent his evenings thinking about her despite never even having sex with her

by secretrandompseudonym November 17, 2024


Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Jude.

Guy 1: God, Jude is such a simp

Guy 2: Ikr? imagine being Jude could never be me

by Official Simp Authority February 19, 2020


simp

stfu u ruined the meaning of simp

i simp for sarah man

by tyatsyay April 23, 2020


Simp

Man that loves women so much that he goes out of his way to do stuff for them.

“Simp!” said PewDiePie on one of his episodes of LWIAY when he saw a man doing everything fr a women.

by devduttpadikal June 16, 2020


simp

putting the hoes before bro’s

ben is a simp for not playing warzone or fort with the boys and snapping allyssa at midnight

by Julian Leska May 1, 2020


Simp

A man that prides himself with "chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

Man, Kobe is such a simp

by god_of_the_wild March 15, 2020