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when a man slaps his huge fat titties while dancing around like a fucking idiot
my little brother was moob slapping at a mexico resort and no bitches wanted him
That perfect mother fucken chicken.
Keaton- “Put some damn chicken in the oven. Whoops wrong chat”
Gay baseball kids- “lol”
Keaton 5 min later- “Damn that chicken slaps.”
The act of rolling a condom over ones had and spreading the fingers so the hand resembles Aquaman's hand and proceeding to slap others.
Please Aquaman slap my little brother in the face.
Like getting Turkey Slapped but by one HELL of a monster burd
"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"
A slap exclusively for douche bags.
that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!
when some person slaps another persons couch.
Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.