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A "Double Groom Doom" is an event that occurs when two homosexual men want to tie the bow together knowing the marriage will probably fail.
Chuck wants to marry Carl, but Carl has a strong phobia of penis, and Chuck likes to play ass pirate.
Carl is going to marry Chuck, but Chuck has drinking problems, drugs problems.. etc. Carl is a parole officer.
obvious Double Groom Doom
Things don't workout in a gay marriage, you get the idea.
When a female farts and said fart gas roles inside of the vagina and then is released with a queef from it's second baking...
Susan went heavy on the bean dip and Double Dutch Oven'd me... I heard the first fart and 30 seconds later she queefed it out!
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When a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and the other guy sticks it in her pussy and they cum at the same time and shoot cum on their bodies too.
That girl is so slutty she let us give her a double fuck sundae
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When an individual chews double bubble so voraciously that they create a cyclical or rythmic sound of saliva & chomping that eventually causes paralysis, deafness & potential of loss of appetite for those poor individuals around the perpetrator. Sever causes have been know to shatter windows, crack building foundations & register on the richter scale.
Billy: I drove by your office today and saw cracks all over the building, what the fuck happened?
Christoph: Mike got his hands on a serious stash of double bubble, biggest double bubble blowout i have ever witnessed, i still cant hear in my right ear, what the fuck.
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When ever you shoplift and not stick it in your purse, sleeves, or pockets. You shove it in your Bra! Known as the Double D Discount!
Josh: Hey Claire, are you able to "buy" me that shirt?
Claire: Oh, and where am I going to get the money to spend on you? Im lucky to have 5 dollars.
Josh: No, no, no you KNOW what I mean ;)
Claire: Oh, oh Okay!
Claire then goes into the American Eagle and Double D Discount the shirt.
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Daughter of a paternal half-sister with maternal half-brother or daughter of a maternal half-sister with paternal half-brother.
My double-half-niece is a good person.
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