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An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good.
Person 1: "Very good morning my friend"
person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "It's An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good."
person 2: "Very Thank you for explaining this to me my friend"
Person 1: "what?"
One better than gold.
Queensland Castlemaine Brewery brew XXXX Gold (Midstrength) and XXXX Bitter (Heavy).
Therefore, if you're not a pussy drink-wise, Good as bitter is one better than gold.
Guy 1: How'd your assignment go man?
Guy 2: Good as Bitter dude
When you get that great bud, smoke, or hooch that is the best, the VERY BEST, a cut above the rest, especially
when it is totally 100% cherry, that'll set you flying into the IONOSPHERE it's so mind-blowing great.
Bro #1 (exhausted yet pleased): Hooo, shit, man... what a night!
Bro #2 (curious): What's up with you, man?
Bro #1 (pleased): Last night a friend of mine got me some bud from Aspen a guy was growing
in his house. I mean, it was completely grown with all natural fertilizer, mountain soil, I mean
the whole nine yards, all in his basement! All pure! No bug spray or anything!!
Bro #2 (astounded): Holy shit, man... how was it?
Bro #1 (stoked): Man, that bud was so pure, it had me zooming around those communication satellites I was high!
Bro #2 (amazed): Oh, fuuuuuck... still got some or did you smoke it all?
Bro #1: Uh-uh, no way, Bro! I rolled a few ahead of time before I smoked that first one! (Hands Bro #2 a joint.) Try it out.
-----------A FEW HOURS LATER...------------------
Bro #2 (high and happy as hell): Holy shit, man! Now THAT... is that GOOD shit, bro! Whooooo!
Bro #1 (laughing): I know right?
Bro #2 (giddy): Shiiiiiit... we better hold off on these for a while... don't wanna waste these puffs until we
get some more! That is high-quality bud... man, you want to get some eats?
Bro #1 (stoked): Yeah, man... I got the munchies so bad, I'd make PAC-MAN look like a picky eater!
Bro #2 (agreeing): Let's go to the Arches or the Bell. Think the Hut's open?
Bro #1: If it is, I think three or four pies will do. Already had some of that Bell... got me farting like goddamn!
Bro #2: Thanks for the warning... avoid the Bell.
When a woman's unique sex appeal, combined with an ironic sense of humor, is so profound it creates a lore of its own.
"When I found out she watched Filthy Frank and Cold Ones, that's when I knew it was that Good Pussy Lore. And did I mention she loves anal?
Wow, bud. Sounds like the GPL rating is a 10/10"
Jude Dunn. He is beyond perfection in every way possible. He's a blessing to everyone. I want and need to hold him close.
Never let go of all that good in the world.
I love all that is good in the world.
All that is good in the world has healed me.
Get a good present instead of that shitty mug...
When you commit a couple low grade crimes on camera but posit that you did it to teach a toddler what not to do
Guy 1: “How did you get off? They literally have you on video robbing the store!”
Guy 2: “I used the Good Luck Charlie defense.”
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