"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
Music made for the soul purpose of being catchy enough to make it on the radio, usually grouped with bad lyrics and the same exact background music as every other crack pop song. Example: Taylor Swift's Shake It Off/Katy Perry's Firework
Did you hear T-Swift put out a new album?
Yeah, its all crack pop, though.
Contrary to popular belief the term actually defines a minimum of 45 minutes passing before anyone will "pop on"
Sam: I'll pop on in a sec.
David: Okay.
45 minutes later
David: Dude?
Sam: Just a sec.
An intoxicated state that one may experience after consuming ridiculous amounts of popular culture.
Joey: I just watched seven seasons of 'Friends' in one sitting and I'm starting to feel funny. Do you think that's normal?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, you're probably just pop wasted.
When having a threesome with at least one small individual and stick your fist up there ass, lift them up, and allow the other person to suck them dry.
I gave Jeremy a human blow pop with Mike!
When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide
* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom
Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking
When you suck the dick like a lolipop
God damn she sucked me like a dick-pop