A very very long sausage
If you know what I mean
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The cutest ferret in the world
“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”
John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.
Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."
Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.
Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets