1)The hairy aroeola of a japanese monkey.
2)An unshaven Woman with bigger problems than her crabs.
"That girl u woke up with has a really big ass Monkey tit!"
A dude that only talks to you while staring at your tits.
Tit talker: "Hi, I'm Tom, your new neighbor" (while shaking your hand and staring at your tits)
You: "Hi, I'm sorry does this tank top offend you?! My face is up here"
When you suck up to a woman, specifically
Boy, he really sucks up to the woman running the Robot Welder.. he's such a Tit Kissing her
Harmonys tits
A well known pair of tits which are very big and held up by either blue, white or pink straps. Harmonys tits are very dangerous as they can break your wrists but when harmonys tits are in a good mood, there amazing.
"Woa dude have you seen harmonys tits? "
In a good or favorable position; taken care of, nothing to worry about.
“What’s up man? Just checking in to make sure you made it to the airport on time to catch your flight, everything all good? You sitting tits?”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”
When a low budget tow truck driver thinks his man boobs will get him what he needs.
Hernandez , shake those sugar tits!!!!
Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused
Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period