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Like getting Turkey Slapped but by one HELL of a monster burd
"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"
A slap exclusively for douche bags.
that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!
when some person slaps another persons couch.
Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.
On 17th November you should slap anybody named Millie walker or bully them
Slap a Millie Walker day is where you slap a Millie walker
The mark left after getting necked or slapped on your skin.
Angie: "Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big?"
Bill: "Yes"
Angie: "You better rethink your answer before I put a slap stain on yo face
This is the term for slapping your dog against your wife of an arranged marriage and then
t-bagging her to claim your victory
Person 4: your so god damn annoying
Person 1: hey sir I swear if she doesn’t shut it I’ll habib slap her with the dog
Person 2: tag team ?
Person 1: ohhhh it’s on
Person 3: no no don’t I heard her nan say we should take a bath in dettol
Person 5: *screams loudly*
To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.
Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.
Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.