slip n slide

youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.

steps:

1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)

“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”

“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”

“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”

“no, basically the opposite.”

N+A

best duo ever like they can never be apart, most iconic funny coolest duo! They are too cool that its so hard not to smile:0! A is super nice and N is quiet but has lots of cool thoughts overall they are a iconic duo to this world N+A for the world!

Stranger: Hey who's the best duo
Cool people: A and N of course!
Stranger: wow ok go N+A

Pull-back ‘n’ Slam

A sex move. The act of pulling your head back and slamming your mouth down on a penis. The head movement acts as a charge followed by fellatio falcon punch. Makes the man spread his seed instantly and horrifically. Caution is advised. If done improperly you can break the mans penis or impale your eye.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you got the pull-back ‘n’ slam from Karen last night.

Friend 2: YEAH MAN, I’ve never came so hard.

Friend 2: Fuck yea.
*powerfull high five with awkward boners*

The Kelly and Klein or K n K

To have a 6 and 9 in your hole cards in texas hold'em.

I won that hand with the K n K

Liquor n dicker

Getting drunk and fucking

My girl loves it when I liquor n dicker

to brexit (v.); brexiting (n)

A verb meaning to say "Goodbye" without actually leaving. Usually used in online conversations, when someone says "Good night" or "Goodbye", but still reads messages and replies to them.

A: Yo imma go to sleep. good night yall.
B: Good night.
...
some minutes later
...
C: As I've said, Jeremy, this madman, just fuckin jumped off the cliff into the sea and broke both of his legs when hitting the bottom.
A: Lmao thats siiiick.
B: Yo A is brexiting again....
A: Fuck you.

to brexit (v.); brexiting (n)

n and e

the best group chat ever. the n and e chat was a chat that talked about a boy who’s name starts with n and a girl who’s name starts with e. the chat was the most iconic chat of summer 2019.

i miss n and e