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A self-absorbed, super-egotistical woman, generally in her late 20s or early 30s, who creates an online dating profile with a profoundly opinionated view of herself and her requirements. Typical indicators of whether one is a cum gargling vaginasaur are the listing of one's favorite pseudo-intellectual novels with titles so artsy as to be vomit inducing, as well as the stating of one's personality type according to the 'what in the world of fucks is that' Myer-Briggs Type Indicator system. The true sexual orientation of a cum gargling vaginasaur is never known, as she prefers to invent her own orientation, unique to herself, which did not previously exist. As with a gecko that sheds its tail when threatened, a cum gargling vaginasaur similarly sheds her integrity when faced with the prospect of sucking on a black 12 incher in a process commonly referred to as 'hypocrisy'.
Why is it that I only ever get matched with cum gargling vaginasaurs when perusing these dating sites?!
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The specific biological development of Grants semen after 15 years of no fap because he can’t cum.
The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.
His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms
Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.
The aftermath you find yourself in after indulging in pure gluttony of greek yogurt consumption.
Dude eat so much greek yogurt yesterday, he was discovered on the sofa in his very own “Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon”
The guy who spunks on the girl's face first during a blow bang
Guy 1 - Dude, you're so lucky to be the cum co-ordinator!
Guy 2 - I know. She got a face full!
Committed to pleasure , primal in the level passion they are eager to prove to a deserver partner who reciprocates the enthusiasm and willingness to go above and beyond the call of servicing that booty . Nasty to someone who hasn't been motivated to prove they are willing to lock, such, swallow , receive , bury , or tastes the bodily fluids of the person they want to demonstrate they are willing to show no fear in trying to how commitment rarely if ever shared between couples . Eating a pussy mid menstrual cycle and causing a woman to achieve a crime scene worthy body rocking orgasm gives high dick slangin confidence and a female that swallow a hard bloody dick and drains semen then blows a bubble with it she's a keeper u can always go deeper in . So enjoy and Don't fuck it up .
Bloody cum slurper aka best dick ever ! Definition of a dick doing good as defined by women worldwide Female hormones during they period make them Nutt into coma , bleeding , Cummings, slurping all that up overwhelms females . I will be my girls kryptonite , bloody cum slurpin best dick ever trophy winner .
a battle between true bros in which they see who can launch their ejaculation the furthest.
“Hey bro ready for the crazy cum challenge?”
“Uhhh… I’ll pass, but maybe later we can hop on among us.”
When Heather Bothell gets filled by another man's cum it's running down her leg
Heather Bothell was plowed by another man and he used her like a hillbilly cum sock