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It is when you eat HARD ice and you almost Cum because of it.
Ooh no i almost just did a FAT ICE CUM BALLS im sad
He he he haw
Nigger
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One of the ways to describe or say that your butt is way too big and gigantic as fuck, especially when you find out that it can act heavy as fuck and look big and gigantic as fuck as your ass is extremely large in which that would be the reason why someone with a gigantic fat ass cannot fit into small clothing or onto or into anything small and cannot fit into the simple small places as that is also the reason why people might talk about your large fat ass, make fun of your large fat ass, and laugh and make very funny but extremely mean, rude and insulting jokes about your large gigantic fat ass and someone might say or try to do something rude, disturbing, mean, hurtful, dumb and stupid things about it and/or to it.
Person A: (Calling his best friend Person B as he is speaking to him over the phone), Hey I have to tell you something that happened and its really weird and kinda embarrassing.
Person B: Tell me what happened.
Person A: Well you won't understand it but I just found out that I fell out of bed for no reason and now I am just sitting on the floor wonder how the hell this happened.
Person B: Well are you alright and everything is going okay?
Person A: Yes but I just wanna know how this happened.
Person B: Why, is it probably because maybe you perhaps had a bad dream or a nightmare and you had the shit frightened the fuck outta you to the point where it made you roll out of bed and fall onto the floor?
Person A: No, it's because My Ass Is Too Fat and its heavy as fuck and I cannot fit onto this fucking bed as its just simply just small as fuck and I can't fit into anything or anyplace that's small.
Person B: Well if you know that's the reason why you just fell out of bed then why did you even bother calling me over the telephone at 2:00 in the morning to tell me about this?
Person A: Well this is because you are my best friend and I have had conversations with you over the phone during crazy hours while everybody else is asleep and I just thought I could get your opinion as to why I fell out of bed and I was wondering about why this happened and I just thought that this was completely weird until I just figured it out and discovered why it happened.
Person B: Oh well ok.
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Fat boys or guys often think that they will end up alone…due to low self-esteem / confidence...so when they do get their first girl friend they go head over heels for them. Know depending on the guy he may end up being a control freak etc. but they will rarely try to leave the relationship. No matter how much they know on the inside that the girl is not the one...They are worried, much like skinny people, admittedly; that they will not find a significant other. Due to this they prolong their relationship sometimes past a healthy point. Know the diff btw a fat boy & a skinny boy is that the fat guys’ focus is on being fat - the reason he will not find another person.... Where the skinny guy just doesn't know if something better/hotter is out there. The fat guy will also often think about marriage a lot earlier then the skinny dudes because he doesn't want to be alone...However if the fat guy just realizes that he can do better & get over the illusion of the "brick wall" (sometimes created inside of his own head often added to by his girl) the fatty would realize that he can do better...once they are over this part they will often break up with the chick & move on to happier things...
On a side note the fat boy will often fall in the love with every chick he sees & will fantasize about being with them they may also lower their standards in the mates they try to find.
~I maybe fat, but your ugly, & I can lose weight!
Want more? Wiki : "Fat Boy Complex"
He refuses to break up with her because he has the fat boy complex (fbc)...
She treats him like crap because she knows he has the fat boy complex (fbc)...
He wants to marry every chick he sees because he has the fat boy complex (fbc)...
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These are the morbidly obese people on news reports standing in food lines waiting for free food. You can indentify big fat fucking bums in two ways.
1. They're usually claiming no job or food but have cell phones.
2. They're generally standing in line in front of the skinny people that really do need the food.
Hey Glenda, I saw you were in that line getting free food on the news last night. You're a dear dear friend but I must tell you that you're a big fat fucking bum for doing that.
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usually frequents the local Montgomery Ward in search of elastic wasted pants. she could very well be your arrogant, obese mother in florida who has only 3 months to live until her heart, and her ankles give out completely.
i'm scared of big fat pink ladies.
that big fat pink lady just reads schmaltzy books geared for caucasians..like Chicken Soup for the Big Fat Pink Lady Soul.
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When someone is tremendously gay, a bitch, fat, and retarded. Can also be said as GBFR. You can also say this when your being absolutely shit on.
Me: *calling in a car in GTA*
Braden:*kills me*
me: Oh my fucking god, dude, your a gay bitch fat retard.
also
Vincent was being a shithead so I called him a GBFR.
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It is a certain fatass that is a literal piece of feta cheese as soon as you look at him/her you can feel the amount of chunky fat lard in the air
Wow look at Anthony he such a fucking FAT PIECE OF FETA CHEESE I hope he dies of obesity dabdabdabdabdab
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