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monke, but biiiiig
Guy 1: Yo you know King Kong?
Guy 2: Yes of course, aka Big Monke?
Guy 2: What?
Weakest monster who isn't Mothra He was cool in Skull Island tho
King Kong ain't got shit!
King Kong, but most people know him as mega simp.
Bruh King Kong is such a mega simp, he climbed the empire state building just to die to a few old planes!
God of all gorillas. King of gorillas. Grandfather AND father of Harambe. You better not talk about Harambe when you are around him, cause he'll smash the shit outta ya. Oh yeah, he's out for revenge.
Ex:
Zoo Guard: --Shoots Harambe--"Boom!"
Harambe: "Blehhh" --Dies--
King Kong: --Smashed Godzilla before smashing the guard's city and him--
To "King Kong" is when a man stands, feet planted, and slaps his thighs from side to side with his penis by shifting his weight from hip to hip.
I dropped my pants, lifted my shirt, and pulled a King Kong.
The King Kong is what you call a person that has a long slong and You have to congragulate them by saying Whoa you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong
Oh Babe you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong