When you jerk off onto the back of your hand, and bitch slap the shit outta someone
Max: This bitch talking mad shit right now!
Brandon: Go to the bathroom and hit her with the peruvian pimp slap.
The act of explaining to your friend that you would like to have a girlfriend with a huge butt
Steve: Hey mike you see that girl over there,
Mike: yeah
Steve: yeah I’d love to slap a house on it
When you see the most prime little medium wage home in the suburbs that is inhabited by average Joe’s and you know you’re about to sell them whatever you want.
“Hey homie, you see 5909 over there with the Nissan Altima out front, I’m about to Slap That so quickly.”
When you're needing cash back but don't want a single $20 bill.
I don't want a slap 20, give me two $10s.
Macroned
Hahaha you just got "macroned" AKA bitch slapped
To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.
Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.
Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.