misery meat

When a man’s penis gains a loss of blood circulation due to the vagina/anus being extremely tight. This causes the penis to change into a more purple/grey colour.

“My ass was so tight that it gave Jordan misery meat”

Meat Swan

A cock so large it could break your arm

Christ! That meat swan swang around and nearly broke my arm!

spicy meat stick

A spicy meat stick is a synonym for a penis with an STD.

Ugh, I went on a date last week and I was gonna go down on him in the bathroom until I saw he had a Spicy Meat Stick!!

Expendable Meat

The last fucking person I would take advice from.

Navy Seal "Hey! Do you want to learn how to become the best expendable meat you can be!?"

Hym "What? No. I don't consider myself expendable. The fact that you consider ME expendable is dehumanizing and a problem. You self-help garbage are the single worst, most narcissistic people on the planet. I though the celebrity's were bad but I have made and entire 180 on that. You don't have a mindset. You barely have a mind. It's hard to even consider it a mind. Die. Die faster. Actually, kill some kids and THEN die."

slippery meat

What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.

*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."

meat chugger

When you are getting a blowjob and your penis gets stuck in her braces and you nut in her mouth.

Your sister gave me a meat chugger and now my shlong has cuts.

meat-rag

To become the meat-rag, you must sacrifice yourself for the greater good. No one wants to be the rag that wipes up the meat juice, but someone has to do it.

Alright, I'll be the meat-rag here.

He basically became the meat-rag for us.

Can you be the meat-rag?