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When a male performs anal on one girl one day, to have vaginal sex with another girl 4 days later while never taking a shower because they are a dirty hippie and giving the latter a UTI/Gonorrhea.
Mark: "Dude, I fucked Rachel last week and definitely gave her the Memphis Double-Dip."
Gary: "Seriously....I bet she's like....pissed."
Mark: "Oh ya bro, she totally won't let me have sex with her again unless, as she said 'gives me a taste of my own medicine' and fucks some other guy and pisses on me........probably let her do it.......she was a really good lay."
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That guy by the bar is an LL. (Double L)
LL or double L = Latin Lover
#LatinLover
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A "Double Groom Doom" is an event that occurs when two homosexual men want to tie the bow together knowing the marriage will probably fail.
Chuck wants to marry Carl, but Carl has a strong phobia of penis, and Chuck likes to play ass pirate.
Carl is going to marry Chuck, but Chuck has drinking problems, drugs problems.. etc. Carl is a parole officer.
obvious Double Groom Doom
Things don't workout in a gay marriage, you get the idea.
When a female farts and said fart gas roles inside of the vagina and then is released with a queef from it's second baking...
Susan went heavy on the bean dip and Double Dutch Oven'd me... I heard the first fart and 30 seconds later she queefed it out!
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killing two birds with one stone.
man i got laid last night and that pissed this fuckboy off, what a double dick dildo!
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After two men make out, one or both may have a chapped-lip or sunburn sensation on their face due to each others' stubble.
After his night with Brent, Jake was suffering from some serious double stubble trouble.
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A threeway with two Rebbecas (mother and daughter preferably)
Guy: I will change the oil in the Double Becca Bus... for lube job
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