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Life

Life is like a dick, women make it hard.

Oh no a woman in the 500m radius, my life is gonna be hard now.

by Squirrel in my pants November 22, 2021


life

a horrible and depresing thing that makes you go through awful things and chucks you out into nothingness after its over.

life is really really amazing. *rolls eyes and tries to hide ze tears*

by WWWHHHHHHHHHHHHYYY September 30, 2020


Life

a joke

Person 1-boi u r wasting ur life playing minecraft and trying to punch wood with your fists.
Person 2-SHUT THE FUCK IM PLAYING minecraft

by mememaster420god69memer July 28, 2017


Life

A series of pointless unfortunate, uplifting and mundane events that keep on repeating in no particular order, until you muster up enough courage to jump of a bridge on fine day.

Life goes on.

by Agasteen April 14, 2019


Life

42

"All right," said the computer, and settled into silence again. The two men fidgeted. The tension was unbearable.
"You're really not going to like it," observed Deep Thought.
"Tell us!"
"All right," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes..!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!"
"Is..."
"Yes...!!!...?"
"42," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”

by Kesia6075 December 30, 2014


Life

L:earning
I:n
F:ucked

E:ffort

I’m so done with life.” “Life is hard.”

by Key and quilt October 15, 2019


life

something everyone is giving and something everyone wants to take

people who want to take : I will end your life tonight..PLAY MAD WITH ME

people who are given : MAMA MAMA

by lixxsxYT February 10, 2021