Life is like a dick, women make it hard.
Oh no a woman in the 500m radius, my life is gonna be hard now.
a horrible and depresing thing that makes you go through awful things and chucks you out into nothingness after its over.
life is really really amazing. *rolls eyes and tries to hide ze tears*
Person 1-boi u r wasting ur life playing minecraft and trying to punch wood with your fists.
Person 2-SHUT THE FUCK IM PLAYING minecraft
A series of pointless unfortunate, uplifting and mundane events that keep on repeating in no particular order, until you muster up enough courage to jump of a bridge on fine day.
"All right," said the computer, and settled into silence again. The two men fidgeted. The tension was unbearable.
"You're really not going to like it," observed Deep Thought.
"Tell us!"
"All right," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes..!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!"
"Is..."
"Yes...!!!...?"
"42," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”
L:earning
I:n
F:ucked
E:ffort
“I’m so done with life.” “Life is hard.”
something everyone is giving and something everyone wants to take
people who want to take : I will end your life tonight..PLAY MAD WITH ME
people who are given : MAMA MAMA