A guy who does push ups in the middle of class, is also stupid and eats shirts for living
Oh there’s dumbass push up guy doing push up’s in the middle of class
a guy who walks around school with a hat on and his head down. he thinks he’s in the flaxxies but he isn’t and also he is big botman
girl 1: look it’s hat guy
girl 2: oh yea he’s a fookin bot man
girl 1: he is not even in the flaxxies!!
girl 2: L
A guys piss. Specifically in a kinky/water-sports way.
“My favorite kink is hot guy Gatorade”
When you want the information, call the 411 guy. When you want the misinformation, call the 4'11" guy.
Jon, you gave the misinformation again. If Zeke hadn't been so out of line, he would be noticed the way you used the same trick in an entirely new way on him. He should be called the 411 guy instead.
A girl who sucked off a guy in the ollies and is a professional boxer dude x
Wow she really pulled a lily guy
1) the pit stains on a white tshirt after many wears
2) jizz stains that won’t wash away, making a TieDye
I went to grab a shirt for my first date, but it’s been guy dyed, I need some help!
Purple guy: The new species! You can become one by the following: Turn your self purple, Kill at least 2 people (isn't necessary but still), Become friends with a orange guy, Turn a soul into a animatronic (not really necessary but still) and that is probably all.
"Hello Jimmy I became a Purple guy"
Jimmy:...GOD NO PLEASE