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When someone from another earlier time zone tells someone happy birthday before you
Person: Happy Birthday! Was I the first one?
B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first
Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage
I really like you again will the third time be a charm?
Zach: Is 3rd time a charm
Jordyn: (pending answer)
When your girl is leaving to go on vacation and you get sad and depressed...
“Bob: u wanna hangout the 29th.”
“Sarah: no I’m going to South Carolina.”
“Bob: me having sad boi times.”
Someone who chats online to you for weeks, you call each other randomly to chew the fat, you send recent face and body pics of each other, everyone likes everyone's "bits n pieces", everyone's on the same page (or so it seems), they turn up to your house for what you both understand is a booty call then they decide to leave within the hour after only a beer lol
A phrase that is common among the vocal vegan population. It is meant as the solution to literally EVERYTHING especially when you are starving like hell and are forced to eat and entire bag of raw potatoes to survive.
Trying to go vegan guy: OMG I feel like absolute shit! No energy to do anything. I can't move. Help me Rebecca!
Rebecca (the vegan): Time to carb up! *Drops a plate full of potatoes on him*
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another way to say someone is a cheater
guy one: I love petra so much
guy two: shes a time share bitch...