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Someone who denounces everything by saying it is "bidah" (innovation). A great number of these exist in Saudi Arabia, where it is believed that the practice originated.
BM: "What is this? Brother, Urban Dictionary is bidah! BIDAH!"
ME: "Dude, quit being such a bidah monkey."
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I told my brother to stop Greasing the monkey on the top bunk!
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A condition a man gets if his penis isn’t cleaned after anal sex!
(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!
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A genderqueer, non-conforming, non-binary individual. One who identifies with any one particular gender and goes back and forth.
They are a spiritual breed, a non-human identity, and cannot be fathomed by one not of their own kin.
"Is that a boy or a girl... I mean, maybe trans?"
"No, my dear friend. That is the spirit monkey. They are like bacteria, their populations grow exponentially and they serve no purpose other than to annoy you."
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When a painting has the properties of a piece of bread, or a monkey. Sometimes both.
I went to the art show the other day, this one painting was totally a bread monkey
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Someone who keeps the nations bird in captivity
You're a bird keeper Chotch Monkey
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Puertoricans born christian, uncircumsized. Works blue collar job.
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