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What a 7 year old kid who just “learned” how to swear on the internet might yell at their parents/friends
Parent: No, your bed time is now, go to sleep
Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED
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When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.
Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!
When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.
I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick
When your dick is in the ceiling fan and you cum while it spins
Josh: yo dog I did a swirling cum shot again can you get me down
Joe: okay but only if there’s no cum on you
The horrible pain you get in your penis after you pee post masturbation
Man, I got a Cum-Piss Sting after I pissed last night. I was squirming for hours!
When you pullout and cum at the last second
I was so lucky I buzzer beater cumed
Slut that takes dick all day and guzzles cum
Elaine is a cum guzzling queen that swallows cum from east to west coast