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Crusty Cum-Rag

When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.

Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!

by electricllizard January 24, 2023


Criss cross cum

When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.

I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick

by SlavicPride14 June 17, 2017


Cum guzzling queen

Slut that takes dick all day and guzzles cum

Elaine is a cum guzzling queen that swallows cum from east to west coast

by S doc March 05, 2016


Obama cum thug

Your average gamer.

Gamer 1: Sup dude you heard about the guy who broke the Facebook post block speed run wr?

Gamer 2: Yeah he is a real Obama cum thug.

by Epstein Gamer January 23, 2021


Bloody cum slurper

Committed to pleasure , primal in the level passion they are eager to prove to a deserver partner who reciprocates the enthusiasm and willingness to go above and beyond the call of servicing that booty . Nasty to someone who hasn't been motivated to prove they are willing to lock, such, swallow , receive , bury , or tastes the bodily fluids of the person they want to demonstrate they are willing to show no fear in trying to how commitment rarely if ever shared between couples . Eating a pussy mid menstrual cycle and causing a woman to achieve a crime scene worthy body rocking orgasm gives high dick slangin confidence and a female that swallow a hard bloody dick and drains semen then blows a bubble with it she's a keeper u can always go deeper in . So enjoy and Don't fuck it up .

Bloody cum slurper aka best dick ever ! Definition of a dick doing good as defined by women worldwide Female hormones during they period make them Nutt into coma , bleeding , Cummings, slurping all that up overwhelms females . I will be my girls kryptonite , bloody cum slurpin best dick ever trophy winner .

by Han $olo October 03, 2021


Swirling cum shot

When your dick is in the ceiling fan and you cum while it spins

Josh: yo dog I did a swirling cum shot again can you get me down

Joe: okay but only if there’s no cum on you

by Vanishing November 28, 2019


Cum-Piss Sting

The horrible pain you get in your penis after you pee post masturbation

Man, I got a Cum-Piss Sting after I pissed last night. I was squirming for hours!

by Cuul September 09, 2019