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A slang word for a small white penis with warts on it.
Girl1: Holy shit Brad has the smallest fat nippled oak tree!
Girl2: The fuck is a fat nippled oak tree nigga.
The act of accidentally hitting a the wrong button, or spelling the wrong word, particularly on a smart phone.
"I meant to hit the correct answer in Trivia Crack, but I had a fat finger fuck up."
When someone is throwing the weakest fucking punches you’ve ever seen
Man, them fat nick ass swings lmao
A fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys.
Fat Valley Bird (FVB) is a fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys. The FVB can easily be identified as they dress in tracksuits, are adorned in copious amounts of Argos jewellery and are either fat, very fat or extremely fat. The FVBs pastimes can include Bus Shelter loitering, eating chips and fighting. If you encounter this species in the wild, it is best to stay upwind and NEVER make eye contact as this is either a declaration of war, or of love making. Please note, if eye contact is made it would be best to immediately assume the foetal position and go to your happy place until the FVB has moved on to new prey. You have been warned!
people named “Finn Murphy” can be called a “Fat Nerd Eating Breakfast”
fid you see that queer finn today? he was such a fat nerd eating breakfast
National fat ass day is on August the 22nd and if you have a fat ass you have to let your friends slap it and can't complain about it.
*slaps ass*
Josh: bro what the fuck why did you slap my ass
Ethan: Bro it's national fat ass day I can slap it all I want
Josh: Aw man fine since it's national fat ass day
*Slaps ass again*
When you cum so much that it could cover a fat ass.
Guy 1: Aw shit I’m about to bust a fat ass nut in your tight pink pussy
Girl 2: Yeah fill me up with your warm cum daddy. Fun fact: Since you said fat ass in that sentence you’re implying that all your cum could cover my fat ass.
Guy 1: Wow, I didn’t know that *cums fat ass nut*
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