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Flatulation out of the vagina creating a momentary vibratory noise, causing the female to go 'oh!'. Aslo known as queef.
I just fussy farted out my cooter.
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a particularly sharp smelling flatulence that occurs after eating hot dogs. The canine version of this fart is particularly pungent.
the dogs been making hot dog farts in the bedroom, lets sleep on the couch.
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The obnoxious sound reverberating from the lower cheeks of an overweight woman.
Larry was always whinning util Jim told him that enough is enough, "I'd rather hear a fat woman fart than a grown man cry"!
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When the steanch a fart is embedded into a seat until someone disturbs that smell to cause it to leak out moments later. In similar fasion to a real land mine
So, I was hanging with my girlfriend yesturday and I laid a land mine fart in her couch. Later on her sister sat there and she got tottaly blamed for it!
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When a lady queefs for the first time.
I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.
When you’re going down on your girl and she farts in your mouth. Suck in the fart. Go back up to kiss her and once your mouth is on hers blow the coochie poof back into her mouth. Now you’re in control.
She tried to hit me with the coochie poof. So I counter attack farted in her mouth.