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The most funny joke you'll ever hear.
Ooga Booga: "Hey what are you doing today?"
Eefy jeffry: "Your mom."
Answer to everything.
Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!
The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY
your mom was so fat. The Chinese used her as inspiration for the great wall of China.
Some random guy: hey what did you do today
Me: I did your mom XD
The fattest person alive with the widest pussy known to man.
Person1: My house broke down yesterday.
Person2: Because of "your mom"?