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Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.
The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.
The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."
An idiom meaning you’re being unusually quiet or aren’t saying much.
Also a euphemism for performing oral sex on a female.
“You haven’t said anything all morning. What’s wrong? Cat got your tongue?”
“I couldn’t say anything when I was eating that pussy! Her cat had my tongue!”
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Describing someone or something who looks like a dead rat on your porch.
I was looking at Peewee's girlfriend and couldn't stop thinking, "Oh look what the cat dragged in!!"
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you need to shave your pubic area
Boy 1: so, how did it goo with Jane last night
Boy 2: o god, it was going hot till she took off her pants, she really needs to give the cat a hair cut
Boy1: harsh man
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i am impressed that no one made this
link of cat vibing to ievan polkka: https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo<------ not rick roll
this is the rick roll link https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ<----------- rick roll
delete the spacebar in the middle of the https cus urban dictionary dont allow links
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When the penis slips out of the mans shorts
That man has his cat out of the bag
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The act of shoving a firecracker in a cats asshole, lighting the firecracker, butt raping the cat, cuming on its nostrils, flicking its scrotum, and finally watch it limp away to see shit fly from its anus.
Whoa man! Your grandma is an anus corking cat raper, she came on my cats nostrils and everything.
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