when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit
SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"
A person with a retard way of thinking, usually found in the internet spreading silly information
A boy who sucks his fathers penis in return for gifts and money
Bro I saw Shane sucking his fathers penis for a new PS5. He is such a Daddy’s Boy
A man who is so perfect you wish him to be the father of your children
Oh wow, that guy is so dreamy... that’s a Dream Daddy if I ever saw one.
“Sexual dad jokes are funny as”
“Would that not just be called a daddy joke then”
A dad joke that has an adult overtone, turning ‘Dad’ joke into the sexualized ‘Daddy’ joke moniker. These jokes would typically not be shared between a Father and his children, but would retain its eye-rolling and groan invoking effect.
Friend 1: “A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered."
Friend 2: “That was a solid Daddy Joke!”
A sexy alpha male who strikes fear into the hearts of all who meet him
OMG its Daddy LeGood