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Daddy’s money

Buying a new house with daddy’s money

Dan used daddy’s money to buy a mansion with limestone to over compensate for how bad he is at golf

by MB07 July 26, 2023


Daddy’s Money

Can't concentrate on the preacher preaching
My attention span done turned off
I'm honed in on that angel singing
Up there in the choir loft
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
More laughs than a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dynamite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
And look who's lookin' at me
Her second cousin was my third grade teacher
I used to cut her grandma's grass
Back then she was nothin' but knees and elbows
Golly did she grow up fast
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
More laughs than a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dynamite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
And look who's lookin' at me
Lord if you got any miracles handy

Maybe you could grant me one
Just let me walk down the aisle
And say I do
To that angel with a choir robe on
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
More laughs than a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dynamite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
And look who's lookin' at me
She's got her Daddy’s Money
Her mama's good looks
And she's lookin' at me

by Death Menace November 12, 2022


Eskimo Daddy

When you and your friend have sex with the same guy, that makes you Eskimo sisters which makes the guy your ESKIMO DADDY

Scarlett had sex with Liam.
Adriana had sex with Liam.
That makes Liam their Eskimo daddy.

by Eskimoyeet May 23, 2020


Old Spicy Sugar Daddy

Spicy Sugar Mans disappointed father

Old Spicy Sugar Daddy

by Chase4582 October 14, 2019


Mentor daddy

Mentor Daddy is a desperate coworker who lays out a mentoring scenario where a female /male coworker engages in an intellectual discussion with him, who, by the way, is romantically interested in her/him.
During the conversation, the mentor daddy puts his hand on hers/ his to unambiguously signal his intentions.

After a mentoring session, My Mentor daddy told me how pretty I look today and asked me to join him for dinner?

My mentor daddy asked me if we could have our mentoring session in a park, over a glass of wine, or at a nightclub. He is such an amazing mentor daddy

by Urban_Ritz August 13, 2021


Slavic Daddy

Polish twitch streamer that stresses way too much over runescape. He is very good at life.

Yes it is slavic daddy.

by GD_Owl December 21, 2020


Daddy AF

What The Joker from Sucide squad is

Me talking to my friend: JOKER IS DADDY AF, HOW CAN A MAN BE SO HOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

by Jokerobsessedbitch December 10, 2021