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during road dawg when you are eating a hot dawg (condiments will be provided if you are successful) while sucking a dick. the correct form is 2 bites of dawg preceding two licks of dick.
girl, I was double sausaged up in the Portillos parking lot yesterday. the flavors were melting my tongue.
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During sex, when the female is on her back with her knees by her ears. The man stood above her holding one leg by the ankle for support whilst holding his erection in the downwards position, dipping his hard cock in her vagina and then her arsehole.
His favourite position to perform is the (sherbet double dip).
Would you like to try the (sherbet double dip)?
Nothing beats abit of (sherbet double dipping)
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have two girls that are capable of shooting cum then have them cum and somehow put their pussies together and mush the cum together and then put some ham and mayo and lettuce and tomatoes in between their pussies and a guy eats all of the food with the chicks cum all over the food it makes a double decker sandwich; sort of; and has all the oozy cum you can eat...
double decker pussy is a great snack
stephanie and emily cummed on each others pussies and it was goey and then they put sandwich items in between their pussies and cody ate it all and puked on their titties
double decker pussy is a great snack
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Just like coyote ugly, except that since you absolutely don't want her to wake up, you gnaw off your free arm first - for practice!
Man, she was so ugly, I thought I'd have to do a double coyote ugly move, just to make sure I ddidn't flinch or whimper!
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Jewish people are known for their savvy and quick business wit. A double Jew bluff is the epitomy of this trait. A double Jew bluff is when a Jew and non Jew enter into an agreement meant to be mutually beneficial yet somehow and without fail, the Jew manages to benefit twice while the non Jew pays dearly yet still believes he's gotten the best deal.
Person 1: "Did you hear about jeremie (non Jew)?"
Person 2: "no, what happened"
Person 1: "He and Mike(Jew) agreed to swap work shifts, but after Jeremie had already covered his, Mike told him he would be happy to cover his but that there would be a special guest speaker at work that day. Jeremie immediately agreed to work believing he got the better deal"
Person 2: "Wow- Mike totally double Jew bluffed him"
Example 2: "Did you see the latest West Bank saga? They totally double Jew bluffed the Palestinians out of more land yet again!"
Example 3: Jesus was the ultimate double Jew bluffer. He tricked Judas by allowing him to deceive him and turn him over to the Romans. He did this because he knew it would ultimately lead to his crucifixion, resurrection and ultimately- save Christianity. The ultimate double Jew bluff indeed.
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A phrase used to mess with someone; Used when you want to criticize someone's intelligence
Guy 1 "Hey, do you know what a Triple Double Corkscrew is?"
Guy 2 "Um, no..."
Guy 1 "What an idiot!"
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A sixty year old Italian woman's vagina.
I just got off the boat today, seen my grandmothers double cheese wopper.
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