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That dog don't fish

An object, action, or statement that is so absurd it defies standard logic.

Person 1: I have been wearing my pants inside-out all week.
Person 2: Well that dog don't fish, get some sense.

by Superdog- fuschia October 7, 2017


Fishing the squid

(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.

2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.

Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?

by R. Roll November 15, 2010


Ah fish

50$ Fifty dollars

Aye bro this foo gave me ah fish and said keep the change.

by Stormy23 September 20, 2022


Dusty Fish

A sexual manuever/prank where you take a pinch of dirt or sand and sprinkle it in the pussy, then immediately start fingerbanging the fuck out of it.

Bethenny's pussy was pretty sore after the dusty fish I gave her.

by Dr. Ducky November 30, 2020


Mustard Fish

Definition 1: A fish that is covered in mustard, or just has mustard on it.
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Definition 2: A fish that is the color Yellow.
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Both are equally unfunny, however, are only rage-inducing to those who have had enough of definitions similar to this one done by you, alá my ex-friends when i introduced Hungry Frog to them-

Definition 1:
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Person 1 sees Person 2 cooking, specifically fish fillet with mustard within the sauce on it.
Person 1: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 2 then gets very angry, and commits a Bravado Moment.

Definition 2:
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Person 9 and 7 are fishing together, Person 7 catches a fish which seemingly is the color Yellow.
Person 9: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 7 then eats Person 9 in a fit of rage.

by DillonVentures August 22, 2021


Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017


A Fish Truck Sign

A kind of person that tries hard but may fail horribly.

That guy, he is a fish truck sign right? Well, he is doing his best...

by CosmicFish October 15, 2018