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1) Finding yourself in an unwelcome environment.
2) A sudden shift in your karma coupled with the Universe dispensing some ironic justice.
I went out for a quiet meal with friends when I was recognised from the news. Then everything hit the red hen.
Having sex with a girl while she's on her period
My girlfriend said she was on her period but she was horny. I asked her "are we skipping red lights tonight?"
A Penis when it is fully erect, usually when the Penis is flowing with blood.
"Dude! I got a red hot weenie!"
The color Nick paints his pinky nails with.
Person 1: Yo, Nick painted his nails again
Person 2: Yeah, his pinky is dick sucking red.
An unspoken contract to give/receive Red Bull's between two coworkers. Whenever one of them buys a Red Bull on their way to work, they will buy one for their coworker too.
There is no requirement for an equal amount of giving and receiving. The contract remains fair as long as it remains unspoken.
Ryan and I have a Red Bull thing.
An advanced sexual practice where the female is on here period. You start by putting the female on her head(vagina facing up) and proceed to have intercourse for at least an hour. All the blood will build up and sink to the bottom of her vaginal cavity. You then tell her to contract her vaginal cavity causing the blood to ooze out. Then you have just preformed The Mt Red Rushmore
“Hey babe, it’s that time of the month, wanna do The Mt Red Rushmore?”
giving someone the pronoun that they are gay yet they are the straightest person you know