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The action of sticking a hook through your penis and attaching it to the bull bar of a car. You then walk backwards until your penis gets extended by about 10 inches. Once finished this process DO NOT detach the hook.
Yo heath check out my Extended Hook Penis.
A phrase used when a male is going to shower. This phrase is often used after sexual intercourse.
Its been a long day, im going to wash my penis to refresh my body.
A couple with a sexual relationship without natural penis. In general, a Lesbian couple.
Cp. to a double penis relationship and a single penis relationship.
Did you hear, Patricia and Linda just started a proper Zero Penis Relationship!
Considered by many to be the average size for a penis.
" Meh, he's average "
" At least I have a 6 inch penis "
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A technologically advanced dick. The Swiss Army Penis can help you in any situation.
Girl:OH NO
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*
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A Flash Drive used to port pictures or videos intended to please someone sexually. porn being a prime example of this.
Dude, That guy's Media Penis Can hold up to 3 gigs!
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The skin that covers an uncircumcised penis.
Did you know my boyfriend has a penis pocket?
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