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People who are only in your life when things are going well for you and you have that good time to share with them. They leach off your success and good time moments. Otherwise they are not around, selfishly sucking off some other unsuspecting person having a bit of good fortune or success.
If I get the boat up and running by myself, I can expect my son to show up to go fishing on it. But help me get it ready? No, sadly he is strictly a Good Times Peep , not a true friend.
Can Austin put the work into getting to know me for a few weeks without interference, with say a retreat? No, he never gave that opportunity, because he is a Good Times Peep and getting to know someone he should on a deep level like that is a waste of his time.
hands on the gastrointestinal 'clock' demanding one 'pump a lump'; emptying of ones' bowels; 'take' a shit!; 'have' a shit
churning in duane's guts informed him it was flop-cutting time!
flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!
he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time
Friendship time out, is a legal term for when your friends have crossed a line and need to learn their place.
Follows is a base document:
That's it your on an official friendship time out for (amount of time).
Section A. Congratulations. You are no longer my friend until (time/date)
Section B.
contact will be limited to hello or a nod, you are prohibited from making attempts to initiate responses from the plaintiff (me) until such time as stated in section A
Section C.
Any parties, gatherings or outings must be first announced to the plaintiff so avoidance can be more easily accomplished, failure to do so will be seen as an attempt to establish contact (as per section B) if both plaintiff and accused are agreed in a party then a third party must be present at all times to limit contact and act as a go between. (Third party cannot be a partner or family member.)
Section D.
If you agree to these terms simply reply yes, otherwise further action will be taken to ensure the safety and the avoidance of the plaintiff from the accused.
Section E.
Blackmail will lead to extensions in time out as well as further clauses added to contract. Bribery on the other hand will be accepted and, depending on the bribe, the contract will be altered from original date (see Section A) but constant bad bribe offers will be seen as harassment per section B.
Sincerely,
my "Friend": that shirt makes you look fat...
Me: please watch your post box for the legal documentation that i will be sending.
Friendship time out is when you put your friends in a hypothetical corner for an extended period of time
someone who does gay things and says they are gay but get mad when you call them gay
billy is a part-time gay, he gets mad when i call him gay but does gay stuff.
Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now
Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now
Heard from a soldier, possibly comes from the Army. When you got a guy whose got his clock set juuuust right to miss shit, and his excuse is that his watch is set wrong.
Yeah, these guys are an hour late for the patrol brief. I'm thinking massive time hacks, guys.
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not the "best band everrrrr omg"
why? they did not write ONE song on their new cd,
nothing personal?
very personal.
i wish they were the way they used to be.
back in the put up or shut up days.
all time low is the new fall out boy ;)
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