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cheese grater's perk

When grating cheese, as you come to the end of the block you find that there is a small piece that you are not able to grate fully due to its size.

As the cheese grater (not the same as cheese grater), you are entitled to consume this tiny piece of cheese yourself.

"I think you'll find that, having successfully grated this gigantic wedge of cheddar, I am entitled to the cheese grater's perk. Good day to you, sir."

by C3POwen October 6, 2011


Cream Cheese Sandwich

After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.

I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich

by FemBottom May 16, 2018


Double cuntburger with cheese

Noun: Double cuntburger with cheese: is the same as the regular cuntburger with cheese, except that it’s two females on the same menstruation cycle, and they’re both plagued with yeast infections at the same time. Sometimes it can also be ‘mother and daughter’ situations, because the daughter is still living with her mother.

Usage: “Like mother, like daughter,” the vile attributes come pouring out and clearly defining them as a double cuntburger with cheese.

Usage: “Like mother, like daughter,” the vile attributes come pouring out and clearly defining them as a double cuntburger with cheese.

by BeanTownBeanery March 17, 2021


dirty cheese wanker

dirty cheese wanker

dirty cheese wanker

by Literally Nyan Cat November 8, 2023


Cream cheese disease

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it

That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease

by Sickfucksanders December 12, 2018


Cottage Cheese Vendor

When a woman has a gooey yeast infection.

Man, I was banging this chicken I picked up at the club and when I pulled out, my dick was covered with white goo and clots. She's a teal Cottage Cheese Vendor! Take that snatch to the gynecologist!

by The Grunt February 27, 2021


Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.

Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?

by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020