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Named after a property manager. He'd fuck his tenants so often and from so many directions it came to be known as getting DP'd.
Did you guys get your security deposit back after moving out? -Me
No, we got D. Pedersoned $800. I'm just glad to be moving out. -Ex tenant
Refers to da specifics of a buxom "cutie wif a booty".
I value a lady mostly for her personality, not her looks; I really could care less about a particular woman's "d-tails".
Refers to the "dimensions" and other "juicy" T&A specs of a buxom (i.e., she has "D"-size boobs or bigger) chick with a nice shapely posterior (i.e., "tail").
I strive to be significantly more respectful of "the fairer sex" than merely-lecherous studs do, and so --- while I certainly do enjoy knowing the D-tails of a particular hottie just as much as the next guy would --- I instead concentrate on finding out how nice a personality a lady has, and if she is a good snuggle-bunny in bed.
Refers to da appearance, feel, and measurements of a gal's chest-pillowz dat are "more than a handful".
Dude #1: You really oughtta try asking Tiffany to let you "squeeze theeze", Buddy! I've played with them a lot, and trust me --- she's got really delightful big gazongas!
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?
Da specifics (i.e., shape, fullness, uniformity, nipple-color, warmth/softness, etc.) of a buxom gal's chest-pillows dat are "a "nice satisfying handful" in size.
Perhaps a lot of "typical" guys might also like to know da "d-tails" of a gal's REAR pair of "fun-bubbles" --- i.e., her "tail" --- as well as what her front-located "mounds of joy" are like.
The meaning for F. R. I. E. N. D. S is Future Relationship In End Never Dout Sidehoes (used for as a way to call your friends a sneaky link
They are just (F. R. I. E. N. D. S)