When you and your cousin fuck your sister in the same matter as Eskimo bro's
My best friend is incestimo bro's with his cousin. It makes me hard.
when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
When you consider a close friend of yours a burger
Hey Burger bro
Find the definition of "bro" and this person is the one always seen wearing some sort of MMA t-shirts (afliction, archaic, tapout). The shirt size is usually a SMedium, one shirt size too small.
Bro-fliction is looking large and in charge today, looks like he needs a protein shake.
Appreciate ur bros on december 15th
Bro 1: love u bro
Bro 2: love u bro
Whore: why are u guys saying that???
Bro1&2: it’s bro appreciation day
"SO-BRO" is a term used to refer to a friend who attends a party or social event with you but remains sober. This friend can serve as a reliable guide or protector if needed, ensuring that everyone involved gets home safely. Their presence at the event can provide a sense of security and assurance for those who want to have fun while also maintaining their self-control and safety.
Someone : "Let's drink alcohol."
Já: "Me and my so-bro aren't drinking today."
when your really fucked and you have your bros around ya
or when your just really tired
wah guys i fail math sia toh bro..